From the Webmaster:

Once I figure this one out I'll try to clear up Miss Ongenae's Instructions. I think I know what she means and once I'm sure I'll put up some graphics.

My favorite bar trick

1. Lick the front of your thumb (which side is the front?)
2. Hold a cigarette between your thumb and index finger, the end of the cigarette should be a little above the end of your thumb. (which end of the cigarette?)
3. Show that you are going to toss the cigarette in your mouth and pull your hand back (back where?) and then push forward palm forward (Um?)
4. Pull your hand back like you are getting the cigarette from behind your ear and then put the cigarette in your mouth.(How'd the cigarette get behind my ear?)

I thought this was the coolest trick the first time I saw it and show it to anyone who will watch now. Mary Ongenae