1979 Star Wars Drunk Driving PSA

Do you have a taste for the finer things in life but your wallet likes the cheap stuff. Well Jon Sarriugarte has figured out a way to keep you AND your wallet happy. As long as you have a luminous transformer [whatever the fuck that is] in your basement that is. Personally I hope he markets a cheap consumer version of this puppy because otherwise we may have a bunch of dead brandy drinkers found with hair dryers in their glasses.

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Today is Beer Day

Here are a few Beer related links for you.

1.)Why beer and cheese make an ideal match Personally, I believe beer goes with anything.

2.) Beer prices going up First gas now this? All of the fuels for my day are getting too expensive.


3.) 10 Best Beers + 5 Best Breweries, 2008 World Beer Cup Winners All beer is good but these are the best.

4.) Adnams launches carbon neutral beer. Environmentally friendly as long as you don't piss on a rabbit.

The Guide to Getting, Preparing, and Drinking Absinthe

After having a few glasses of Absinthe from an $80 bottle with my roommate I was feeling pretty O.K. This stuff isn't half bad. I'd just hate to have to serve this at a bar. Not only would it be time consuming but you know there'd be some asshole who had to have his just so! You know, just like that customer who feels he knows how to make a martini better that anyone. The guy who tells you that the drop of bitters was too big. This same guy will be telling you that you're pouring the absinthe too fast or too slow, that the sugar cube is too big, that the perforations in the spoon aren't far enough apart etc.. I digress. It's a good drink and this is some good info

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There's One of These at Every Bar.

Funny stuff. I've met several incarnations of this girl.

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Don't Eat The Bar Snacks.

Maybe you should think twice about that bowl of peanuts on the bar.

What's Worse Than Having a Spray Can Stuck In Your Rectum?

photo by thericyip

Put yourself in this situation for a moment. You go out to celebrate on New Years Eve and get incredibly drunk. You figure the New Year's off to a good start and then you score a one night stand. Wow, this is going to be a great year. But then the next thing you remember is having an incredible abdominal pain. You go to the emergency room and are horrified to find out you have a 6 inch spray can of body spray stuck way up your rectum. Well, that pretty much fucks up the whole year for you. You figure, "what could be worse than that? Life's going to be a breeze now.". No matter what happens, you can always say "Well, it's not as bad as that time I woke up with a can in my ass." A few days later you're surfing youtube and find out that life CAN get worse. The doctors who removed the can from your can, filmed it. Wait, wait it gets worse. They filmed it with an audience in the room. Hold on, it still gets worse. Everyone in the room is laughing and making jokes at your expense and some of them are even taking pictures with their cellphones. Then, the doctor who pulls out the can uncaps it and sprays himself and everyone else in the room to cheers and even more laughter.

Believe it or not, I didn't make this nightmare up. Read the whole store AND see the video of it here.

Drunk People Video

Regular readers will recognize some of these clips, but no matter how many times I see them I still chuckle.

Barfly Picks Fight With Boxing Coach

A drunk guy walks into a store, picks a fight with a guy who makes his living as a boxing coach. Guess who wins.

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Bar Trick With a Match

Neat little two second trick. This one was new to me.


Cool Bar Trick - Click here for the funniest movie of the week

Milfs Bar Tricks. She Made Her Kids Proud.

More Funny Videos

Drunk Wakes Up to Find He's Been Backstabbed, Literally

This guy goes home, raids the fridge, and goes to sleep. Then his wife finds a knife in his back. His response? "What doesn't happen when you're drunk"

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