Don't Eat The Bar Snacks.

Maybe you should think twice about that bowl of peanuts on the bar.

What's Worse Than Having a Spray Can Stuck In Your Rectum?

photo by thericyip

Put yourself in this situation for a moment. You go out to celebrate on New Years Eve and get incredibly drunk. You figure the New Year's off to a good start and then you score a one night stand. Wow, this is going to be a great year. But then the next thing you remember is having an incredible abdominal pain. You go to the emergency room and are horrified to find out you have a 6 inch spray can of body spray stuck way up your rectum. Well, that pretty much fucks up the whole year for you. You figure, "what could be worse than that? Life's going to be a breeze now.". No matter what happens, you can always say "Well, it's not as bad as that time I woke up with a can in my ass." A few days later you're surfing youtube and find out that life CAN get worse. The doctors who removed the can from your can, filmed it. Wait, wait it gets worse. They filmed it with an audience in the room. Hold on, it still gets worse. Everyone in the room is laughing and making jokes at your expense and some of them are even taking pictures with their cellphones. Then, the doctor who pulls out the can uncaps it and sprays himself and everyone else in the room to cheers and even more laughter.

Believe it or not, I didn't make this nightmare up. Read the whole store AND see the video of it here.

Drunk People Video

Regular readers will recognize some of these clips, but no matter how many times I see them I still chuckle.

Barfly Picks Fight With Boxing Coach

A drunk guy walks into a store, picks a fight with a guy who makes his living as a boxing coach. Guess who wins.

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Bar Trick With a Match

Neat little two second trick. This one was new to me.


Cool Bar Trick - Click here for the funniest movie of the week

Milfs Bar Tricks. She Made Her Kids Proud.

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Drunk Wakes Up to Find He's Been Backstabbed, Literally

This guy goes home, raids the fridge, and goes to sleep. Then his wife finds a knife in his back. His response? "What doesn't happen when you're drunk"

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How to Crush a Can on Your Head.

Since this site is about bartending, drinking, being drunk etc. I'd be slacking if I didn't include this.

Click here to learn how to crush a can on you head.

Make an annoying noise maker at the bar.

Is scamming your buddies out of free beer get boring? Are you afraid that there aren't enough people at the bar who think you're an annoying jerk? Well we've got you covered. Learn this simple little trick and you'll have everyone wishing you'd die in no time.


Musical MacGuyver - Watch today’s top amazing videos here

Cheaper Drinking

With the price of gas and food going up, many of us have to try to make our money do a little more. Here's some tips to help you get your buzz with fewer bucks.

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Free Vintage Poster from Redwood Creek

I don't get anything for this but I thought it was cool of the people over at Redwood Creek to offer free vintage posters. Make sure you tell them Bartendermagic.com sent you.

Click Here for your free poster.