I'll never drink again...

Ever wake up in the morning hungover, making deals with a higher power, that you'll never drink again? I really mean it this time.

Well it appears that a New Jersey Councilman made the same plea, only this time after urinating on other concert-goers. Read this article before you pour yourself another drink. I feel for him, the lines for the bathroom at concerts are way too long anyway and Port-a-Potties are over-rated.