What's Worse Than Having a Spray Can Stuck In Your Rectum?

photo by thericyip

Put yourself in this situation for a moment. You go out to celebrate on New Years Eve and get incredibly drunk. You figure the New Year's off to a good start and then you score a one night stand. Wow, this is going to be a great year. But then the next thing you remember is having an incredible abdominal pain. You go to the emergency room and are horrified to find out you have a 6 inch spray can of body spray stuck way up your rectum. Well, that pretty much fucks up the whole year for you. You figure, "what could be worse than that? Life's going to be a breeze now.". No matter what happens, you can always say "Well, it's not as bad as that time I woke up with a can in my ass." A few days later you're surfing youtube and find out that life CAN get worse. The doctors who removed the can from your can, filmed it. Wait, wait it gets worse. They filmed it with an audience in the room. Hold on, it still gets worse. Everyone in the room is laughing and making jokes at your expense and some of them are even taking pictures with their cellphones. Then, the doctor who pulls out the can uncaps it and sprays himself and everyone else in the room to cheers and even more laughter.

Believe it or not, I didn't make this nightmare up. Read the whole store AND see the video of it here.