File under: Stupid Drunks

Shivering Drunk Taken into Custody.

a campus guard was helping direct traffic at bar closing-time early Thursday at a parking lot by Cincinnati Avenue when an intoxicated man tried to get into a police vehicle.

The individual could hardly stand and stated he was cold and wanted to warm up inside the patrol truck, a UTEP police incident report stated. The man was arrested and taken to a police station. He was later released to a sober relative.

Article taken from elpasotimes.com