Stupid Drunks

• Airlines staff found drunk during surprise check - I want to fly those friendly skies.
• Drunk Constable Sets Son on Fire - Hey, he warned him.
• Drunk robber took victim to cashpoint - I wish they'd tell us more.
• Drunk US eves run amok at airport - Do they call all women eves or just Christian women? Here's anther article about them. It's people like these that make drunk Americans look bad to the rest of the world. Oops, I meant to say Americans.
• The Perils of Blogging Drunk - Hee hee, I just know I'm going to end up doing something like this some day.
• Brave guard takes on four drunk crooks - If four guys can't take one rent-a-cop they're either drunk or stupid....or both.