Stupid Drunk

• Drunk on tracks unscathed by subway train - This guy passed out drunk, fell onto the tracks and lived to tell about it.
• Drunk Thief Leaves His Wallet Behind - Is it me or are thieves just getting dumber? It seems that you hear of something like this every few months.
• Victim Escapes From Drunk Kidnappers - Seeing stories about how stupid booze can make you almost makes me want to quit drinking.....Almost.