More Drunk Famous People....

...or almost famous people, or people who think they're famous, or people who are dressed like famous people, or...

• Drunk Playboy Playmates Offer "Favors" to Arresting Officers. I commend those cops for their fortitude and discipline. I know a few people who would have taken them up on the offer before the girls finished their sentence.
• Ex-minister fined for being drunk - I don't know what's funnier, the fact that an ex-schools minister got caught being drunk in public or that his name is Mr. Twigg.
• 28 Days for Colin Farrell - Dean Martin never went to rehab.
• Drunk of the Week Santa vs. Jesus! - How do you KNOW it's NOT the real Santa or Jesus?