Drunk Celebrities

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Anna Nicole Smith - Sued for being scantily clad (gasp) and drunk (double gasp). If you book Anna you should expect this. It's like booking a monkey and getting mad because it throws poop at you. It can't help it. It's just what monkeys do.

"Lost" Girls - They were both nabbed for DUI. Don't forget to look at the mug shots.

Lego Man - He's scuh a lush.