NEW TRICK ADDED TODAY

We've added another new trick to the site today and we're going to add another one tonight.

BARTENDER STARTS HIS OWN BUSINESS

I'd like to make BartenderMagic.com a more well rounded site. So in an attempt to be more informative for our readers I'm going to start adding links to articles that pertain to the bar scene in
general. I'll continue to add as much humorous content as possible but now BartenderMagic.com will have more to offer than just stupid drunks. In that light here is the link to the first article.

This article comes to us via Metro News in Canada. This Bartender started his own business teaching flair and doing corporate gigs. Smart guy.

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BARTENDERMAGIC.COM

First we find out that beer can prevent cancer, now this. I think we may be onto something.

HOW TO AVOID THE FLU

• Eat right! make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and vegetables.
• Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
• Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
  Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of
  the elevator, etc.
• Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial
  stuff around.
• Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
• Get plenty of rest.
• Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR

Take the doctor's office approach. Think about it... when you go for a shot,
what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills
germs. So...

• I walk to the liquor store...( exercise)
• I put lime in my Corona, Strawberries in my daiquiri, a twist of lemon with
  my cosmopolitan... (fruit)
• Celery in my Bloody Mary, Olive in my Martini, Onion in my Gibson... (veggies)
• Drink outdoors on the bar patio... (fresh air)
• Get Drunk, tell jokes, laugh...(avoid stress)
• Then pass out... (plenty of rest)

the way I see it... If you keep your alcohol levels up. Flu germs don't stand
a chance.

DRUNK VIDEOS

I know I wanted to stay away from drunks for awhile but there is such a proliferation of them that I can't resist. Here's some videos of stupid drunks for your enjoyment.

A drunk woman tells us how she feels about her boss at the office party. Too bad he's right behind her.

Jay Leno asks "Are these people drunk or not drunk?"

Drunken Shaming (ADULT CONTENT) I think the guys doing the shaming should be most embarrassed.

Is this girl drunk, stupid or both?

Surprise surprise, another drunk celebrity.

How about a drunken Elvis?

For more drunk videos go to www.ifilms.com and type "drunk" in the search box.

BartenderMagic.com Will be back in business Tomorow

Hi everyone, I'm sorry for the lack of content for the last few days. I've had a little bit of a crisis here. My external hard drive (the one I keep all the BartenderMagic.com files on) started making a sound like a drunk Vern Troyer. Most of the files are gone forever. Once I composed myself, I was able to get the some of the files off the server. Anyway, I'll be posting again this week. Instead of only 2 tricks this week I'll post 4. Be ready for some great ones.