MAGIC SALE

From now until monday only, my favorite magic supplier is having a 25% off sale. Almost everything in their huge inventory is 25% off. Not only will you be saving money but you'll be helping me pay for this site. I don't remember the last time he had a sale like this. I'm going to buy the new poker chip trick DVD. (I'll let you know how it is) Just use the special code HAWAIIHANK in the Discount Coupon Box at the bottom of the first page of the online checkout and they will automatically deduct 25% from your order total. Click the link below to go to their site.

THIS WEEKS NEW TRICKS ARE UP!

We've added our two new weekly tricks. Check them out here

ANOTHER STUPID DRUNK

What is it with drunks and dogs?

WHAT NOT TO DO AT MILWAUKEE BARS

Life is more complicated in Milwaukee than I would ever have believed. I guess they have to keep life interesting somehow. Here in Beantown the only rule in most places is don't piss off the bartender or bouncer.

MORE NEWS OF STUPID DRUNKS

Lets see what the stupid drunk people have done since last time we visited the subject:

• Drunk Prosecutor runs through parking lot naked.
• A drunk who's hungry for pork.
• This drunk hates car doors.
• Stupid Drunk shows up to alcohol related court case drunk.
• Man shoots his own buttocks while drunk.

Will I ever run out of stuff to write about?

ANOTHER DRUNK CELEB

As long as there's Hollywood I'll always have something to add to this blog. To me it seems like Dustin Hoffman is a little drunk here but you be the judge.

IN SEARCH OF DRUNK MOTHERS

Now I wish I could be a mom. I think they've taken the girls gone wild concept a little too far. I guess there are people that would like to see 40 year old drunk moms flash but most 40 year mothers don't look like Demi Moore so I don't think I'll be tivo-ing this one.

Getting Magically Stewed

I've been invited to be a contributor to Bartender Magic. I'd like to thank the academy...
hehehe

This is perfect because now I get an actual excuse to go visit bars more. Felix, you ROCK.
Score!

While I don't really know any "tricks" per se, I will comment profusely on the tricks that I learn here and the subsequent results.

There may also be photos of my bloodied face on occasion.