NEW BAR TRICK ADDED TO BARTENDERMAGIC.COM TODAY

We've added a new trick to the main page today. You can learn to bend a cigarette in half. Coming tomorow, learn how to hold a lit cigarette by the burning end without any pain.

DRUNK ARMY PRIVATE FLASHES HER PRIVATES

The military sure has changed in the few years since I was in.

DRINKING PREVENTION

If this doesn't teach you how stupid people can get when they're drunk then you must be drunk.

DRUNK CHICKEN?

What will they think of next.

Drunk and Dumb

I don't know that this article is necessary. Anyone who has been drunk or around a drunk about these. The only thing that caught me off guard was the bed wetting. Has anyone else ever heard of someone being so drunk that they wet the bed?