New Trick Added To BartenderMagic.com

Another new trick has been added to the main site! Today's trick will show you how to make a chicken out of a bar rag. It's pretty funny looking.

New Tricks on BartenderMagic.com

A new trick has been added to the main site! Another new one will be added tomorrow! Today's trick will show you how to get a drunk to willingly bang his own head on the bar.

I need to move to here.

Three-quarters of Brit workers drunk after lunch

DIFFICULT THINGS TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back; let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
coordination.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) Look, it would be nice to "do it" but I hardly know you and we
will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just
because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't
try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed, as I could never have a really good sleep
in that hedge.