NOW YOU CAN GET BEER GOGGLES WITHOUT HAVING TO DRINK

I could hardly believe it when I found this. You put on these goggles to simulate being drunk. If you wear these will I end up going home with an ape? It's more likely that you'll get your ass kicked. At least when you're actually drunk, the pain doesn't hit you until morning.

TWO NEW TRICKS ADDED TO BARTENDERMAGIC.COM

We've added two new tricks to the main page today. You can learn to balance a can or shake a pair of them.

What kind of drunk are you?

Ever wonder what kind of drunk you are? Next time you're getting ready for a night of debauchery, load this little test into your browser. When you get home take the test.

Maybe you've wondered which famous homosexual you resemble? Here you go!

No? Well would you like to know how dumb you are? Try this test. (I don't think you're dumb.)

How about knowing you're weight in beer? Click here.

Find more stuff like this here.

THIS IS SNEAKY, AND WRONG!

I don't know if I could do this but I guess it could be funny. Send it to your boss and then blackmail him.

If you liked that, you may like this.

VIDEOS OF DRUNK PEOPLE

A collection of clips of drunk people.

HOLY SH@*

If your ever in a bar with a foosball table and this guy asks you to play, just give him your money.

A REALLY GROSS TRICK

This is pretty darn cool. David Blaine is one sick puppy. I wish he'd stick to doing magic tricks instead of those endurance stunts.

THE DRUNKER I GET THE BETTER YOU LOOK!

This is obvious to anyone who's ever had to wake up next to chewbaca.

GUESS WHO DOES CARD TRICKS

Being a former US Marine, I already loved this guy. EVERY Marine has seen Full Metal Jacket and has imitated the Drill Instructor. We all love that movie. Imagine my surprise when I found out this actor likes magic too. Vincent D'onofrio is now a member of BartenderMagic.com's hall of fame. OOH-RAH.

NEW TRICK ADDED 01/09/05

Just added a new trick. Check it out. Remember to send in your tricks and have them added.