DRUNK BEAVER CAUGHT WITH GAY SHEEP!

According to this Associated Press article, Oregon State Defensive tackle Ben Siegert, 20 was arrested for driving under the influence. I know it's bad but it gets worse. The police found a 200 pound homosexual ram in the back of his truck. No, I don't mean a large man who plays for the Rams and dates men, I mean a homosexual animal with horns. The ram apparently was stolen from the university's Sheep Center, and is part of a study on homosexuality in sheep, according to Sheep Center manager Tom Nichols. Yeah, he'll get in trouble for the DUI but imagine all the crap he'll get from his fellow teammates. Is there a term for someone who is into beastiality but only likes animals of the same sexual persuasion as himself? If anyone knows or can think up a name for it, please let me know. Just click on the comments link below.