A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BARTENDERMAGIC.COM

First we find out that beer can prevent cancer, now this. I think we may be onto something.

HOW TO AVOID THE FLU

• Eat right! make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and vegetables.
• Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
• Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
  Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of
  the elevator, etc.
• Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial
  stuff around.
• Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
• Get plenty of rest.
• Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR

Take the doctor's office approach. Think about it... when you go for a shot,
what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills
germs. So...

• I walk to the liquor store...( exercise)
• I put lime in my Corona, Strawberries in my daiquiri, a twist of lemon with
  my cosmopolitan... (fruit)
• Celery in my Bloody Mary, Olive in my Martini, Onion in my Gibson... (veggies)
• Drink outdoors on the bar patio... (fresh air)
• Get Drunk, tell jokes, laugh...(avoid stress)
• Then pass out... (plenty of rest)

the way I see it... If you keep your alcohol levels up. Flu germs don't stand
a chance.