HOW TO SURVIVE THE BAR SCENE

I realize that most of us don't need a guide on how to survive the bar scene but for those of us who wouldn't mind a few pointers, here's a list to help make it safely through the gauntlet of drunken fools and bad pick up lines. I tried the "I'm pregnant" excuse in order to discourage the unwanted attention but, needless to say, it didn't work. I guess guys should say I have the clap instead. That should turn the trolls away. If not you're on your own pal. I had a friend who used to pick her nose in front of the guy if they wouldn't leave her alone. Even that didn't deter some of them. Let us know if you have any creative ways to deflect unwanted suitors. Just click on the comments link below.