Wednesday, March 30, 2005

DRUNK WITHOUT A DROP OF LIQUID

Have you ever thought to yourself, "I wish I could get drunk but I'm trying to watch my weight". Maybe you don't like to taste Alcohol. Perhaps you're just bored with actually drinking. What if I told you that you could get drunk and never take a drop of alcohol. Well now you can with AWOL or alcohol without liquid. No, it's not an April fools joke. With this new machine you can inhale your booze. It vaporizes the spirit of your choice and you breath it in. Your local pub may start to look more like your local old folks home. Picture it, a room full of tubes and machinery whirring a steady supply of vapors to a bunch of people who aren't quite with it. McDougall's Pub may change it's name to Shady Acres in order to attract more fume loving vapor suckers to the bar.

All kidding aside I am curious about it. I would try it once but I actually enjoy the taste of beer and the whole experience that comes with it. I don't want to be tethered to a machine the entire night just to get a buzz. I like to mingle and converse. I can't imagine dancing with one of these vaporizers attached to my waste. It would probably look as sexy as a colostomy bag. If any of you have tried this please let us know about your experience. I'm going to guess that you tried it once and then went back to drinking. I could be wrong, this could be the next big trend with Hookabooze bars popping up in every city, and maybe Louis Vuitton will come out with a stylish new colostomy bag.

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