BEER PREVENTS CANCER!

I think this has to be one of the biggest scientific events in history! These scientists deserve a ticker tape parade! I want to run through the streets singing their names! Beer must be the fabled Ambrosia handed down to us by the Gods themselves. Wine has the God Bacchus, we need a God for Beer! I nominate the scientist who discovered that beer can prevent cancer!

"He was a wise man who invented beer." -Plato (Ancient Greek philosopher. 428 BC-348 BC)