PIZZA BOY SEEKS SPECIAL DELIVERY

This guy must have underlying incest issues. Maybe he's from Arkansas where there's over 2 million people and only 5 last names. This poor man hasn't kissed a female on New Years day for a few years. According to him "I'd consider almost anything warm, female, and legal age." or "not so big they've been fork lifted to Jerry Springer's show.". Ladies, if this sounds like your kind of man, send him an email. It's at the bottom of his article on Useless-knowledge.com