CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS ARE EVIL

It seems that Cabbage patch dolls have recently taken a turn for the worse.

This poor girl had to deal with this on Christmas.


This poor lady tried to save her George Bush imitating Cabbage Patch doll by attempting to dislodge a toy pretzel. That's when that cabbage patch attacked. This is what the associated press said about the incident.

• "Patricia Countryman shouts Friday night, Jan. 3 1997, as she is led from her home to a waiting stretcher in Watertown, N.Y. According to a published report, an occupant of the apartment claimed that the battery-powered Cabbage Patch Snacktime Kid doll, center, grabbed Countryman's finger as she was trying to dislodge a toy pretzel. The Watertown Daily Times also reported Ms. Countryman was treated for a bruised finger and released. (AP Photo/Watertown Daily Times)"

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